primadonnas:

SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”

brobecks:

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

My mother doesn’t like tattoos. She says art belongs on a wall. Well I say no one, not even my mother gets to tell me that I can’t be a masterpiece.
― Hannah Snowdon (via basementvirtue)

coolbloqqer:

to the ppl who know me irl who follow me on here: shhhhhh shhh shhhhhhshhshhshhhhhhhhhhhh not a word u hear me shh

fightblr:

"Just be yourself"
This is good, and some people say “I am”, but sometimes you’re too busy being the ghosts of your past to realise that’s not who you are.
Let those ghosts go, they’re not you’re bag to carry. Then you can truly be yourself.

777minus111:

what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had

(Source: the-psycho-cutie)

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